090

Hells yeah!

089

Movie Night:
The Haunting in Connecticut

088

Beautiful Day!
(Before the snow, that is!)

087

Good Nachos, Bad Pizza

086

Want some jello!?

085

Paul turned 34 today.

This was in response to the card I made him:

"Roses are red,
Hearts are pink.
Happy 50th Birthday!
I hope it doesn't stink!"

084

Leftover Drunken Noodle... YUM!

083

Yep, he likes me.
(But don't tell anyone!)

082

THE DOLLAR STORE SELLS PREGO TESTS?! GROSS!!

081

It's always something...

080

My boyfriend, the zombie!

079

It's the first day of Spring...
...but it doesn't look like it.

078

Clean your damn bedroom!

077

R.I.P. Camera
2009-2009. Ouch.

076

Happy St. Patrick's Day!
I think it's a green eyeshadow sort of day.

075

My "collection" is growing!!
People seem to like leaving me presents.

074

When I have a baby I'm shopping at Funky 7!

073

The Royal Oak St. Patty's Parade
or The Dog Parade??

072

Why is it when I'm drunk, I can no longer hold the camera upright?

071

I think her frog boots really make the outfit!

070

My first trip to a Sonic was a success!

069

Yesterday I bought Choke and It's Always Sunny
Today I rented Rachel Getting Married and Changeling

068

Unclogging pores is serious business!

067

Eric hates my "ugly shiny garbage bag of a purse" and bought me this hippie bag!

066

It might be warm out, but it sure is UGLY.

065

Brother/Sister Love

064

My Bathroom Reading Material

063

Sick-en Noodle Soup

062

"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more--that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is. . .Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"

061

Love letters?

060

I'm a sewing machine!